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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from drdrslashvohaul in Theories... theories...   
    oh my... we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, arn't we. PLEASE, JUST RELEASE SPACE VENTURE ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
     
    HCH
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from BlockMaster in Theories... theories...   
    oh my... we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, arn't we. PLEASE, JUST RELEASE SPACE VENTURE ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
     
    HCH
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from Atomic_Matter in What's up with SpaceVenture?   
    100% agree with Frede. From the recent updates they look like they are managing things just fine, regardless of how impatient and antsy in the pantsie some may becoming.
     
    HCH
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from JimmyTwoBucks in What's up with SpaceVenture?   
    100% agree with Frede. From the recent updates they look like they are managing things just fine, regardless of how impatient and antsy in the pantsie some may becoming.
     
    HCH
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from Frede in What's up with SpaceVenture?   
    100% agree with Frede. From the recent updates they look like they are managing things just fine, regardless of how impatient and antsy in the pantsie some may becoming.
     
    HCH
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from ChrisPope in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Atomic_Matter

    * [Fiesta Packs!]:

    - Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.

     

     

    This is seriously hilarious.

    HCH
     
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from ChrisPope in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as:
     
    • Nova Cola
    • Diet Nova Cola
    • Bright!
    • Dr. Saucer
    • Crash
    • Quantum Goo
    • R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will)
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    Happy Cock Head reacted to pcj in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Guys, stay on topic please.
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    Happy Cock Head reacted to drdrslashvohaul in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    "I ate one the size of a city in Washington, and didn't wake up for 3 months."
    "Really?"
    "Yes. I fell into a Tacoma."
     

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    Happy Cock Head reacted to Frede in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    I probably do love you deep down, but the joke is just not funny.
     
    Sorry for annihilating freedom of speech or... something.
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from Frede in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    ...just stop.
     
    HCH
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    Happy Cock Head reacted to Flashman85 in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    I'm terrible with slogans, but here are some contributions for the other categories:
     
    MEALS:
     
    - Burr-Tac-En: A burrito stuffed with a taco stuffed with an enchilada. However, there wasn't enough room for all the meat and toppings, so it's just three flour tortillas wrapped together. Vegetarian option.
     
    - Uncool Ranch® Boritos® Aburridos Taco: Taco Nova's lame cash-in on the success of a similar product marketed by their competitor, Taco Belch.
     
    - The Gassy Gaucho's Forty-Flavor Flauta: May cause uncontrollable flautalence. [sic]
     
    - 7-Lawyer Burrito: For a limited time only (read: until the inevitable litigation we're expecting starts keeping them busy), we've impressed our crack legal team into service crafting burritos. Taste the justice that Miles, Mia, Winston, Manfred, Franziska, Apollo, and Feenie are serving up today!
     
    - Juan Jose Ruiz Chimichanga: Unlike most everything else here, this esoteric, cheese-filled concoction will keep your traffic backed up for days, esse.
     
    COMBOS:
     
    - Whole Enchilada Love Combo: Sits in your stomach like a lead ze...um...dirigible.
     
    - C-C-C-Combo Platter: A tray of the chef's secret "Fireball" and "Dragon Punch" specialties, smothered in Double Inferno sauce. Available in quarter-circle and half-circle portions.
     
    - D.I.Y. Taco Combo: A plot of land in South America, several seed packets of wheat, corn, lettuce, and tomato plants, and a dehydrated cow (just add water).
     
    BEVERAGES:
     
    - Orange Juice: Not actually made from oranges. Technically not juice, either, but you wouldn't drink it if you knew what it really was. But hey, it's artificially orange!
     
    - Cavern Dew® Beaver Blast: The Labion flavor sensation!
     
    - Licuado de Pablo: Pablo just kept screaming...and screaming...and we asked his mother to hire a babysitter or send him to daycare or something, but NOOOOO, she insisted on bringing him to work. He's a good kid, she said. He just wants to help out, she said. Let him make some food and he'll stop screaming, she said. So we turned Pablo into a smoothie. Limited quantities available.
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    Happy Cock Head reacted to Fronzel Neekburm in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Umm, okay...
     
    Introducing:
     
    The Allahu Tacbar
    (Now with 500% more pork!)
     

     
    It will blow you away!
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    Happy Cock Head reacted to Z-Saber in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Nachos Blande - "Tastes like deep-fried cardboard.  Probably is."

    Meteoric EMPanada - "Create an electrostatic discharge in your pants!"

    Nacho Droid - "The one you are looking for is over there..."

    Moonrocko Taco - "Comes in two varieties: 'cruchy' and 'dental work required'."

    Black Holes and Rice - "The flavour sucks you right in!"
     
    Quasarito - "Contains an active galactic nuclei of spices."

    Frisco Crunchy Taco - "The best gorram taco in the 'verse."

    Fiesty Andoritos - "Why is it blue?"

    Spocko Taco - "The logical dessert choice."

    Meridorito Gornditas - "Now in liquid format!"

    Burryyyto - "Popular with Wookiees."
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from Potatoeman in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Atomic_Matter

    * [Fiesta Packs!]:

    - Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.

     

     

    This is seriously hilarious.

    HCH
     
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    Happy Cock Head reacted to Troels Pleimert in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    This had me laughing way too hard.
     

    If this doesn't come with a series of pins stuck into the top for no reason, then I guess this wasn't a Hellraiser reference. ;)
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from Atomic_Matter in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as:
     
    • Nova Cola
    • Diet Nova Cola
    • Bright!
    • Dr. Saucer
    • Crash
    • Quantum Goo
    • R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will)
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from Atomic_Matter in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    A few slogan ideas:
     
    • Head Out Beyond the Border.
     
    • Tasty Tacos, Big Bang!
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    Happy Cock Head reacted to Atomic_Matter in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Hopefully I am not re-treading over anyone else's entry:
     
    [Drinks]:
    * StarQuake Shakes
    - Vanilla
    - Chocolate
    - Blattfruit
     
    Spice Tea
    Sweet Tea
    Water
    Heavy Water
    Dr. Fizzion Soda
     
    [Adult Drink Menu]:
    Kerona Light Beer
    Starcore-ita (Pitcher)
    Jose Quasar Tequila
    Jose Quasar Tequila StarQuake Shake
    Dos Ickies - "Stay filthy my friends."
     
    [Meals]:
     
    * Taco Nova Tacos (hard or soft - we don’t judge)
     - beef, chicken or veggie
     - comes with choice of lettuce, pico de gallo, REAL Cheese, and salsa 
     
    * Indigestion Inception Burrito
     - Any burrito, wrapped inside a second burrito, wrapped inside a third burrito, smothered in onions, peppers and your choice of beans.  Comes with a free spinning top!
     
    * Xenomorph Rib Ticklers
    - Comes in 6 piece, 12 piece or 24 piece
    - Dipping Sauces: Honey Mucus, Acid Reduction, Tangy Buffalo Chip, and Ranch
     
    EDIT: Looks like I subconsciously stole this from tomimt's Xenomorph Slice.
     
    [Combos]:
     
    * Burpitos Grande
    - Chose two burritos (Beef, Chicken or Space Monkey) and make way for a heaping helping of double re-fried beans, and spicy rice. Add some sour cream, pico de gallo and our special Guacaholymole and you’ve got something you’ll be sharing for hours to come.
     
    [sides]:
     * Double re-fried beans
     * Chili con Quesy (mystery meat or triple bean!)
     * Crater-tots
     
    * [Fiesta Packs!]:
    - Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.
    - Nuetron Star piñata - Serves 6
    - White Dwarf piñata - Serves 12
    - Red Super Giant piñata - Serves 256
     
    [Possible (poor) Slogans]:
    -“We won’t empty your pockets so you can leave with a real pant load!”
    -“Relive the flavor!”
    -“Outrun the burn!”
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from Potatoeman in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as:
     
    • Nova Cola
    • Diet Nova Cola
    • Bright!
    • Dr. Saucer
    • Crash
    • Quantum Goo
    • R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will)
  21. Like
    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from Potatoeman in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    A few slogan ideas:
     
    • Head Out Beyond the Border.
     
    • Tasty Tacos, Big Bang!
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    Happy Cock Head reacted to Wilcofever in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Ha!..  there's some really funny food for thought here. (see what I did there?) Keep 'em coming !
     
    Thanks all.
     
    -Mark
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from ChrisPope in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    A few slogan ideas:
     
    • Head Out Beyond the Border.
     
    • Tasty Tacos, Big Bang!
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from ChrisPope in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Orion's Belt Buster Bean Burrito 
    Orat Empanadas on a stick
    Spicy Sandworm Bites over Ortega Tequila Sauce - All Proceeds Benefit the Farmers of the Arrakis Harvest™ Industry.
     
    HCH
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    Happy Cock Head got a reaction from drdrslashvohaul in I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more... updates?   
    Simply, Adorable. 
     
    HCH
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