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    Potatoeman reacted to Makie in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Crunchy Nova Taco
    Soft Nova Taco
    Supernova Taco Supreme
    5 1/2 Lb Polycheezy Orat Burrito
    Gassy Giant Gordita
    Nebula Farter Combo
    Big Bang Sharter Combo
     
    "Taco Nova will leave solar rings of fire around your galactic black hole!!"
    "Taco Nova will guarantee a surprise Supernova in your trousers everytime or your buckazoids back!!"
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    Potatoeman reacted to Wilcofever in Gary Owens is dead   
    Hey Gang -
     
    Scott and I are both very saddened by the news of Gary Owens' passing the the age of 80. What can we say-  the man was a living legend in the entertainment biz whom we were both extremely privileged to have had the opportunity to work with and honored to have featured in Space Quest. It was definitely a high-point in our younger lives/careers and an experience I'll always look back on warmly. What makes this news doubly hard ,of course, is that (as you all know) Gary was to be featured as the narrator in Spaceventure. Unfortunately, Mr. Owens health fell into decline before we were able to record him. But what we want everyone to know is that, though we could never replace Gary as the narrator, we will work hard to find the right talent for the job.
     
    Best,
     
    -Mark
     
    A favorite chidlhood memory ... "SPAAACE GHOOOST!"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9NI_Z-hAeM
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    Potatoeman reacted to Troels Pleimert in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    "Taste of Tragedy." :D I'm just imagining patrons sitting down in tears, mulching through this pitch-black glop of space meat.
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    Potatoeman reacted to Christian Giegerich in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Here are mine:
     
    "The Stomach Bender"
    "Taste of Tragedy"
    "Innard Implosion"
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    Potatoeman reacted to Atomic_Matter in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    For your ally is The Sauce?
     
    Late Night Menu
    El Chupacabra Especial - It's goat suckin' good!
    Munchitos Bowl - What's in it? Whatever we have left over. It's 2:00am, you've lost your right to be picky.
    Re-heat-a Burrito (or fajita, or whateva)
     
    I was trying to think of something loosely tied to the Half Dome, but I got nothin'. Instead:
    El Capitan - Be the Captain's No. 2! A veritable mountain of nachos.
     
    And if it makes sense for Taco Nova to have a product tie-in with Cluck Y'Egger:
    Cluck Y'Egger Meal: El Pollo Loco con Huevos Grande! - Comes with collectible cup and Egg-flinger (chucker?) toy
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    Potatoeman reacted to TheChadgod in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Eeexactly. Haha.
     
    Not exactly to topic, but allow me to express how freaking excited I am about there being a restaurant area. The restaurant/cafe/bar scenes have always been my favorite Guys game content. Though only a slight lead over "Roger's Ship" interiors and cockpits.
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    Potatoeman reacted to TheChadgod in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Taco Nova -- skimping not on the grease.
     
    Taco Nova -- A refreshing take on health code violation!
     
    Taco Nova -- restroom seating now available!
     
    Happy Hiney's Hot Sauce -- side effects may include digestive discomfort, dizziness, PTSD, and mild existential crisis
     
    The Crapvalanche - 20 extra spicy chalupas in one loveable bucket.
     
    Burrito Bangbang - 8 pounds of beef and cheese served on your choice of festive napkin!
     
    Carne El Sombrero- are you down with the meat hat?
     
    Rancho De Roulette -- 1 in 6 chance of flavor
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    Potatoeman got a reaction from ChrisPope in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Hmmm Maybe some B5 references...
     
    The Vorlon special (or Vorlon con quieso) : Served in an encounter plate because, trust us, no one wants to see what's inside!
     
    Babylon 5 brand antacids : Your last, best hope for gastrointestinal peace (but don't get your hopes up!)
     
    Zathras bites : (If you don't, he will!) (or something with "not the one!")
     
    Whitestar washer (beverage) : You don't exactly know what it's made of, but whatever it is in fact made of, it looks like a plucked chicken.
     
    Shadow enchilladas : Leftovers, from one thousand years ago.
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    Potatoeman reacted to Atomic_Matter in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    I won't say anything if you won't!
     
    I was trying to remember, was there ever a Kobayashi Maru reference in a Space Quest game?  The beginning of Space Quest V is similar to Wrath of Khan, but I couldn't remember if there was a more direct reference?
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    Potatoeman reacted to Troels Pleimert in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun.
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    Potatoeman reacted to suejak in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Brrrrrrr-eat-o Meal - Cryogenically frozen mystery meat shipped from the furthest corners of the universe into the nearest corners of your stomach! So fresh it may be alive.
     
    Uacamole - Special zero-G dip.
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    Potatoeman reacted to Atomic_Matter in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    I'm venturing off into bad pun territory here:
     
    Tacobayashi Maru - The no-win situation never tasted so good!
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    Potatoeman reacted to pcj in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Guys, stay on topic please.
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    Potatoeman reacted to drdrslashvohaul in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    "I ate one the size of a city in Washington, and didn't wake up for 3 months."
    "Really?"
    "Yes. I fell into a Tacoma."
     

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    Potatoeman reacted to Z-Saber in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Nachos Blande - "Tastes like deep-fried cardboard.  Probably is."

    Meteoric EMPanada - "Create an electrostatic discharge in your pants!"

    Nacho Droid - "The one you are looking for is over there..."

    Moonrocko Taco - "Comes in two varieties: 'cruchy' and 'dental work required'."

    Black Holes and Rice - "The flavour sucks you right in!"
     
    Quasarito - "Contains an active galactic nuclei of spices."

    Frisco Crunchy Taco - "The best gorram taco in the 'verse."

    Fiesty Andoritos - "Why is it blue?"

    Spocko Taco - "The logical dessert choice."

    Meridorito Gornditas - "Now in liquid format!"

    Burryyyto - "Popular with Wookiees."
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    Potatoeman reacted to Flashman85 in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    I'm terrible with slogans, but here are some contributions for the other categories:
     
    MEALS:
     
    - Burr-Tac-En: A burrito stuffed with a taco stuffed with an enchilada. However, there wasn't enough room for all the meat and toppings, so it's just three flour tortillas wrapped together. Vegetarian option.
     
    - Uncool Ranch® Boritos® Aburridos Taco: Taco Nova's lame cash-in on the success of a similar product marketed by their competitor, Taco Belch.
     
    - The Gassy Gaucho's Forty-Flavor Flauta: May cause uncontrollable flautalence. [sic]
     
    - 7-Lawyer Burrito: For a limited time only (read: until the inevitable litigation we're expecting starts keeping them busy), we've impressed our crack legal team into service crafting burritos. Taste the justice that Miles, Mia, Winston, Manfred, Franziska, Apollo, and Feenie are serving up today!
     
    - Juan Jose Ruiz Chimichanga: Unlike most everything else here, this esoteric, cheese-filled concoction will keep your traffic backed up for days, esse.
     
    COMBOS:
     
    - Whole Enchilada Love Combo: Sits in your stomach like a lead ze...um...dirigible.
     
    - C-C-C-Combo Platter: A tray of the chef's secret "Fireball" and "Dragon Punch" specialties, smothered in Double Inferno sauce. Available in quarter-circle and half-circle portions.
     
    - D.I.Y. Taco Combo: A plot of land in South America, several seed packets of wheat, corn, lettuce, and tomato plants, and a dehydrated cow (just add water).
     
    BEVERAGES:
     
    - Orange Juice: Not actually made from oranges. Technically not juice, either, but you wouldn't drink it if you knew what it really was. But hey, it's artificially orange!
     
    - Cavern Dew® Beaver Blast: The Labion flavor sensation!
     
    - Licuado de Pablo: Pablo just kept screaming...and screaming...and we asked his mother to hire a babysitter or send him to daycare or something, but NOOOOO, she insisted on bringing him to work. He's a good kid, she said. He just wants to help out, she said. Let him make some food and he'll stop screaming, she said. So we turned Pablo into a smoothie. Limited quantities available.
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    Potatoeman got a reaction from Z-Saber in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Entropy Enchilladas (They're not what the used to be though)
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    Potatoeman reacted to Troels Pleimert in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    This had me laughing way too hard.
     

    If this doesn't come with a series of pins stuck into the top for no reason, then I guess this wasn't a Hellraiser reference. ;)
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    Potatoeman reacted to Happy Cock Head in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Atomic_Matter

    * [Fiesta Packs!]:

    - Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.

     

     

    This is seriously hilarious.

    HCH
     
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    Potatoeman reacted to Atomic_Matter in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Hopefully I am not re-treading over anyone else's entry:
     
    [Drinks]:
    * StarQuake Shakes
    - Vanilla
    - Chocolate
    - Blattfruit
     
    Spice Tea
    Sweet Tea
    Water
    Heavy Water
    Dr. Fizzion Soda
     
    [Adult Drink Menu]:
    Kerona Light Beer
    Starcore-ita (Pitcher)
    Jose Quasar Tequila
    Jose Quasar Tequila StarQuake Shake
    Dos Ickies - "Stay filthy my friends."
     
    [Meals]:
     
    * Taco Nova Tacos (hard or soft - we don’t judge)
     - beef, chicken or veggie
     - comes with choice of lettuce, pico de gallo, REAL Cheese, and salsa 
     
    * Indigestion Inception Burrito
     - Any burrito, wrapped inside a second burrito, wrapped inside a third burrito, smothered in onions, peppers and your choice of beans.  Comes with a free spinning top!
     
    * Xenomorph Rib Ticklers
    - Comes in 6 piece, 12 piece or 24 piece
    - Dipping Sauces: Honey Mucus, Acid Reduction, Tangy Buffalo Chip, and Ranch
     
    EDIT: Looks like I subconsciously stole this from tomimt's Xenomorph Slice.
     
    [Combos]:
     
    * Burpitos Grande
    - Chose two burritos (Beef, Chicken or Space Monkey) and make way for a heaping helping of double re-fried beans, and spicy rice. Add some sour cream, pico de gallo and our special Guacaholymole and you’ve got something you’ll be sharing for hours to come.
     
    [sides]:
     * Double re-fried beans
     * Chili con Quesy (mystery meat or triple bean!)
     * Crater-tots
     
    * [Fiesta Packs!]:
    - Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.
    - Nuetron Star piñata - Serves 6
    - White Dwarf piñata - Serves 12
    - Red Super Giant piñata - Serves 256
     
    [Possible (poor) Slogans]:
    -“We won’t empty your pockets so you can leave with a real pant load!”
    -“Relive the flavor!”
    -“Outrun the burn!”
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    Potatoeman reacted to Fronzel Neekburm in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    In space, Nova can hear you scream.
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    Potatoeman reacted to Happy Cock Head in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as:
     
    • Nova Cola
    • Diet Nova Cola
    • Bright!
    • Dr. Saucer
    • Crash
    • Quantum Goo
    • R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will)
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    Potatoeman reacted to nockgeneer in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    The Back Blaster Burrito
     
    Out with the old and... out with the new.
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    Potatoeman reacted to Frede in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    Rocket Ragout ("what's a ragout?")
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    Potatoeman reacted to Happy Cock Head in Help us come up with some hilarious meal names for Taco Nova!   
    A few slogan ideas:
     
    • Head Out Beyond the Border.
     
    • Tasty Tacos, Big Bang!
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