Troels Pleimert

I can just see the logo ... Kind of like the Pink Floyd judge, but with a huge happy smile instead of a frown.
 

This name just made me chuckle until bits of my throat came loose.

"Briefly" is kind of an understatement. ;) But, hey, your name in The New Yorker! That's pretty damn cool. You snob.

I can just see the logo ... Kind of like the Pink Floyd judge, but with a huge happy smile instead of a frown.
 

This name just made me chuckle until bits of my throat came loose.

Taco Nova -- skimping not on the grease.
 
Taco Nova -- A refreshing take on health code violation!
 
Taco Nova -- restroom seating now available!
 
Happy Hiney's Hot Sauce -- side effects may include digestive discomfort, dizziness, PTSD, and mild existential crisis
 
The Crapvalanche - 20 extra spicy chalupas in one loveable bucket.
 
Burrito Bangbang - 8 pounds of beef and cheese served on your choice of festive napkin!
 
Carne El Sombrero- are you down with the meat hat?
 
Rancho De Roulette -- 1 in 6 chance of flavor

I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun.

This had me laughing way too hard.
 

If this doesn't come with a series of pins stuck into the top for no reason, then I guess this wasn't a Hellraiser reference. ;)

Want to play SQ3 the way it was intended? I don't think you're gonna get any closer than with this installer from our pal The Collector.
 
http://sierrahelp.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=3925#p51291
 
This requires you to have the MT-32 patch for Space Quest III and this is not the place to ask for that (Google is your friend). But once you've got the bits and pieces, Collector's installer should make it relatively painless to get SQ3 running with all the goodies -- including Roger's now infamously forgotten "where am I?" voice during the intro, as well as all the digital sound effects that were left out of the original because, eh, SoundBlaster drivers in the 80's ...

Want to play SQ3 the way it was intended? I don't think you're gonna get any closer than with this installer from our pal The Collector.
 
http://sierrahelp.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=3925#p51291
 
This requires you to have the MT-32 patch for Space Quest III and this is not the place to ask for that (Google is your friend). But once you've got the bits and pieces, Collector's installer should make it relatively painless to get SQ3 running with all the goodies -- including Roger's now infamously forgotten "where am I?" voice during the intro, as well as all the digital sound effects that were left out of the original because, eh, SoundBlaster drivers in the 80's ...

Thanks for the plug, suejak. ;)
 
Off the top of my head, my favorite "bug is a feature" is pressing the space bar during the intro to get text and speech at the same time (an option apparently removed from the final version).
 
Also that it is technically possible to avoid the Sequel Police on Estros and make it back to your time pod, but for no real reason. I had detailed instructions for that in the old SQ FAQ.
 
The secret time code to Ortega: top row left-to-right + first left button on second row.
 
"Blue frogs on my shoulders makes me happy" line in the audio file that doesn't appear in the game and which NO ONE, not even Scott Murphy, knows what it was for. Big mystery.
 
Differences in graphics between disk and CD version.
 
The "room removed for legal reasons" that's in the resource files but inaccessible from the game itself.
 
I'll try to think of more later.

I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun.

Thanks for the plug, suejak. ;)
 
Off the top of my head, my favorite "bug is a feature" is pressing the space bar during the intro to get text and speech at the same time (an option apparently removed from the final version).
 
Also that it is technically possible to avoid the Sequel Police on Estros and make it back to your time pod, but for no real reason. I had detailed instructions for that in the old SQ FAQ.
 
The secret time code to Ortega: top row left-to-right + first left button on second row.
 
"Blue frogs on my shoulders makes me happy" line in the audio file that doesn't appear in the game and which NO ONE, not even Scott Murphy, knows what it was for. Big mystery.
 
Differences in graphics between disk and CD version.
 
The "room removed for legal reasons" that's in the resource files but inaccessible from the game itself.
 
I'll try to think of more later.

I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun.

I'm venturing off into bad pun territory here:
 
Tacobayashi Maru - The no-win situation never tasted so good!

Guys, stay on topic please.

DosBox used to shit bricks if you tried loading anything tougher than AlleyCat in the olden days. This'll come around, I'm sure. :)

This had me laughing way too hard.
 

If this doesn't come with a series of pins stuck into the top for no reason, then I guess this wasn't a Hellraiser reference. ;)

This had me laughing way too hard.
 

If this doesn't come with a series of pins stuck into the top for no reason, then I guess this wasn't a Hellraiser reference. ;)

Hopefully I am not re-treading over anyone else's entry:
 
[Drinks]:
* StarQuake Shakes
- Vanilla
- Chocolate
- Blattfruit
 
Spice Tea
Sweet Tea
Water
Heavy Water
Dr. Fizzion Soda
 
[Adult Drink Menu]:
Kerona Light Beer
Starcore-ita (Pitcher)
Jose Quasar Tequila
Jose Quasar Tequila StarQuake Shake
Dos Ickies - "Stay filthy my friends."
 
[Meals]:
 
* Taco Nova Tacos (hard or soft - we don’t judge)
 - beef, chicken or veggie
 - comes with choice of lettuce, pico de gallo, REAL Cheese, and salsa 
 
* Indigestion Inception Burrito
 - Any burrito, wrapped inside a second burrito, wrapped inside a third burrito, smothered in onions, peppers and your choice of beans.  Comes with a free spinning top!
 
* Xenomorph Rib Ticklers
- Comes in 6 piece, 12 piece or 24 piece
- Dipping Sauces: Honey Mucus, Acid Reduction, Tangy Buffalo Chip, and Ranch
 
EDIT: Looks like I subconsciously stole this from tomimt's Xenomorph Slice.
 
[Combos]:
 
* Burpitos Grande
- Chose two burritos (Beef, Chicken or Space Monkey) and make way for a heaping helping of double re-fried beans, and spicy rice. Add some sour cream, pico de gallo and our special Guacaholymole and you’ve got something you’ll be sharing for hours to come.
 
[sides]:
 * Double re-fried beans
 * Chili con Quesy (mystery meat or triple bean!)
 * Crater-tots
 
* [Fiesta Packs!]:
- Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.
- Nuetron Star piñata - Serves 6
- White Dwarf piñata - Serves 12
- Red Super Giant piñata - Serves 256
 
[Possible (poor) Slogans]:
-“We won’t empty your pockets so you can leave with a real pant load!”
-“Relive the flavor!”
-“Outrun the burn!”

How is that better than "Quasardilla"? Come on, I spent five minutes on that one. ;)

I had this one on Twitter: "The Bowel Buster Beef Bomb."
 
Also, a couple of other disgusting ideas:
 
The Skid Mark Surprise Super Fun Meal
 
Communion Wafer Nachos (so thin they're practically one-dimensional!)
 
Quasardilla with extra Suicide Sauce
 
and, of course
 
The Retroactive Abortion Chili Dipper.

No problem. :) Hahaha, I love the slogan!

I had this one on Twitter: "The Bowel Buster Beef Bomb."
 
Also, a couple of other disgusting ideas:
 
The Skid Mark Surprise Super Fun Meal
 
Communion Wafer Nachos (so thin they're practically one-dimensional!)
 
Quasardilla with extra Suicide Sauce
 
and, of course
 
The Retroactive Abortion Chili Dipper.

How is that better than "Quasardilla"? Come on, I spent five minutes on that one. ;)

How is that better than "Quasardilla"? Come on, I spent five minutes on that one. ;)

Excellent! I love your videos. Keep up the good work!