ChrisPope

Hmmm Maybe some B5 references...
 
The Vorlon special (or Vorlon con quieso) : Served in an encounter plate because, trust us, no one wants to see what's inside!
 
Babylon 5 brand antacids : Your last, best hope for gastrointestinal peace (but don't get your hopes up!)
 
Zathras bites : (If you don't, he will!) (or something with "not the one!")
 
Whitestar washer (beverage) : You don't exactly know what it's made of, but whatever it is in fact made of, it looks like a plucked chicken.
 
Shadow enchilladas : Leftovers, from one thousand years ago.

I won't say anything if you won't!
 
I was trying to remember, was there ever a Kobayashi Maru reference in a Space Quest game?  The beginning of Space Quest V is similar to Wrath of Khan, but I couldn't remember if there was a more direct reference?

I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun.

Brrrrrrr-eat-o Meal - Cryogenically frozen mystery meat shipped from the furthest corners of the universe into the nearest corners of your stomach! So fresh it may be alive.
 
Uacamole - Special zero-G dip.

I'm venturing off into bad pun territory here:
 
Tacobayashi Maru - The no-win situation never tasted so good!

Guys, stay on topic please.

"I ate one the size of a city in Washington, and didn't wake up for 3 months."
"Really?"
"Yes. I fell into a Tacoma."
 

Naturally, I couuuld take it one step further and give it a sci-fi-y twist.
 
Et voila...
 
The Admiral Al-Tacbar
 

Nachos Blande - "Tastes like deep-fried cardboard.  Probably is."

Meteoric EMPanada - "Create an electrostatic discharge in your pants!"

Nacho Droid - "The one you are looking for is over there..."

Moonrocko Taco - "Comes in two varieties: 'cruchy' and 'dental work required'."

Black Holes and Rice - "The flavour sucks you right in!"
 
Quasarito - "Contains an active galactic nuclei of spices."

Frisco Crunchy Taco - "The best gorram taco in the 'verse."

Fiesty Andoritos - "Why is it blue?"

Spocko Taco - "The logical dessert choice."

Meridorito Gornditas - "Now in liquid format!"

Burryyyto - "Popular with Wookiees."

Umm, okay...
 
Introducing:
 
The Allahu Tacbar
(Now with 500% more pork!)
 

 
It will blow you away!

I'm terrible with slogans, but here are some contributions for the other categories:
 
MEALS:
 
- Burr-Tac-En: A burrito stuffed with a taco stuffed with an enchilada. However, there wasn't enough room for all the meat and toppings, so it's just three flour tortillas wrapped together. Vegetarian option.
 
- Uncool Ranch® Boritos® Aburridos Taco: Taco Nova's lame cash-in on the success of a similar product marketed by their competitor, Taco Belch.
 
- The Gassy Gaucho's Forty-Flavor Flauta: May cause uncontrollable flautalence. [sic]
 
- 7-Lawyer Burrito: For a limited time only (read: until the inevitable litigation we're expecting starts keeping them busy), we've impressed our crack legal team into service crafting burritos. Taste the justice that Miles, Mia, Winston, Manfred, Franziska, Apollo, and Feenie are serving up today!
 
- Juan Jose Ruiz Chimichanga: Unlike most everything else here, this esoteric, cheese-filled concoction will keep your traffic backed up for days, esse.
 
COMBOS:
 
- Whole Enchilada Love Combo: Sits in your stomach like a lead ze...um...dirigible.
 
- C-C-C-Combo Platter: A tray of the chef's secret "Fireball" and "Dragon Punch" specialties, smothered in Double Inferno sauce. Available in quarter-circle and half-circle portions.
 
- D.I.Y. Taco Combo: A plot of land in South America, several seed packets of wheat, corn, lettuce, and tomato plants, and a dehydrated cow (just add water).
 
BEVERAGES:
 
- Orange Juice: Not actually made from oranges. Technically not juice, either, but you wouldn't drink it if you knew what it really was. But hey, it's artificially orange!
 
- Cavern Dew® Beaver Blast: The Labion flavor sensation!
 
- Licuado de Pablo: Pablo just kept screaming...and screaming...and we asked his mother to hire a babysitter or send him to daycare or something, but NOOOOO, she insisted on bringing him to work. He's a good kid, she said. He just wants to help out, she said. Let him make some food and he'll stop screaming, she said. So we turned Pablo into a smoothie. Limited quantities available.

This had me laughing way too hard.
 

If this doesn't come with a series of pins stuck into the top for no reason, then I guess this wasn't a Hellraiser reference. ;)

Atomic_Matter

* [Fiesta Packs!]:

- Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.

 

 

This is seriously hilarious.

HCH
 

Hopefully I am not re-treading over anyone else's entry:
 
[Drinks]:
* StarQuake Shakes
- Vanilla
- Chocolate
- Blattfruit
 
Spice Tea
Sweet Tea
Water
Heavy Water
Dr. Fizzion Soda
 
[Adult Drink Menu]:
Kerona Light Beer
Starcore-ita (Pitcher)
Jose Quasar Tequila
Jose Quasar Tequila StarQuake Shake
Dos Ickies - "Stay filthy my friends."
 
[Meals]:
 
* Taco Nova Tacos (hard or soft - we don’t judge)
 - beef, chicken or veggie
 - comes with choice of lettuce, pico de gallo, REAL Cheese, and salsa 
 
* Indigestion Inception Burrito
 - Any burrito, wrapped inside a second burrito, wrapped inside a third burrito, smothered in onions, peppers and your choice of beans.  Comes with a free spinning top!
 
* Xenomorph Rib Ticklers
- Comes in 6 piece, 12 piece or 24 piece
- Dipping Sauces: Honey Mucus, Acid Reduction, Tangy Buffalo Chip, and Ranch
 
EDIT: Looks like I subconsciously stole this from tomimt's Xenomorph Slice.
 
[Combos]:
 
* Burpitos Grande
- Chose two burritos (Beef, Chicken or Space Monkey) and make way for a heaping helping of double re-fried beans, and spicy rice. Add some sour cream, pico de gallo and our special Guacaholymole and you’ve got something you’ll be sharing for hours to come.
 
[sides]:
 * Double re-fried beans
 * Chili con Quesy (mystery meat or triple bean!)
 * Crater-tots
 
* [Fiesta Packs!]:
- Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.
- Nuetron Star piñata - Serves 6
- White Dwarf piñata - Serves 12
- Red Super Giant piñata - Serves 256
 
[Possible (poor) Slogans]:
-“We won’t empty your pockets so you can leave with a real pant load!”
-“Relive the flavor!”
-“Outrun the burn!”

In space, Nova can hear you scream.

What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as:
 
• Nova Cola
• Diet Nova Cola
• Bright!
• Dr. Saucer
• Crash
• Quantum Goo
• R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will)

The Back Blaster Burrito
 
Out with the old and... out with the new.

Rocket Ragout ("what's a ragout?")

A few slogan ideas:
 
• Head Out Beyond the Border.
 
• Tasty Tacos, Big Bang!

My father and I worked out a few ideas :
 
SPEAM
  Simulated Protozoic Enyzme Activated Meatloaf   (inspired by SPAM) :    Space Kraken   Eat it before it eats you.   Xenobites   Freshly roasted on Xenon!   THE Supernova (Drink)   Explodes with flavor directly in your mouth... literally.   Burn-me-to (Burrito)   Nobody's gonna have to pull your finger.

Hey everyone! Your friendly neighborhood SpacePope here. We hope everyone is excited about the latest SpaceVenture update (Click here to view). Not that the Two Guys are out of hilarious ideas, but we thought it would be fun to get the community involved on this. We'd like your ideas for funny content for Taco Nova. In fact, if your ideas are good, we might even steal appropriate them for use in SpaceVenture!
 
So here is what we are looking for:
 
Meal names Combo names Beverage Names Advertisement Slogans You can submit them here by replying to this thread.
 
Thanks so much everyone! Here is a little inspiration for ya. :)
 
Chris Pope
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Ha!..  there's some really funny food for thought here. (see what I did there?) Keep 'em coming !
 
Thanks all.
 
-Mark

Entropy Enchilladas (They're not what the used to be though)

Little Dipper $1
Big Dipper $2
Double Dipper $3

I'll be Back.

 

Beveraging:

Pan Galactic Anal Burster

Slerm (not to be confused with its competitor Slurm)

Grande Beef Soda Supreme

Cantina Especial Blue Milkshake
A la carte:

Gagh ala Crema

Xenochiladas
 
Guacablackhole

Maybe more tomorrow after a good sleep. XD