ChrisPope

"Bean me up Scotty"

The "Desert Menu" (yes, that's spelled correctly)
 
Extra Crusty Pie Crust      $£€¥
    + bean filling                 $£€¥
    + extra bean filling        $£€¥
    + air freshener              $£€¥
 
Churios (donut churros!)  $£€¥

Fried Gorn on a stick "Sometimes you just can't beat a good gorn"

Hutt Hooch "Every thirst needs to be exstinguished"

Wookie Whopper-meal combo "for that LARGE apetite"

Spice crust Dune pie "Arrakis Mom & Pop bakeries"

Treverser Hothouse special "From Aldiss Gardens to your plate"

I know, not very "mexican-ish", but how about :
 
Teriyaki Tribbles ?
 
Edit : It just dawned on me... Tribble Tortillas !
 
Makes more sense!

@ Troels Pleimert : Sorry buddy! I just had a wave of ideas when I saw this on Facebook and came charging with them without giving much though to the posts that were there before! Kinda surprised I didn't repeat more previously used names! :P
 
Just thought up a slogan : "The spice must flow... so do your bowels!"

Furrito (How long has that been sitting out? Who knows! But we assure you that green and fuzzy meat is perfectly normal)
 
Supernova Salsa or Supernova Nachos (Experience the flaming hot explosion of flavour from both ends!)
 
Meteor Meal or Comet Combo  (Comes with Nacho Taco, one side, and a medium beverage of choice. Comes with 50% off coupon for your next E.R visit and a toy for the kids)
 
Big Bang Belcher (90% carbonation, 10% what the heck is this stuff?!)
 
Chalupa Cleanse (Guaranteed to "clear out" your system)
 
Uranus Burner
 
and wife contributed the following:
 
Timelord Taco - it's timeless. The Loaded Launcher - use your imagination. Cosmic Corn Chunks - Fried chicken and corn nuggets. Refried Rice - life just got interesting.     Sides Quazar Queso Dip: Intergallactic awesome made for dipping chips, vegetables, and why not even your fingers into! So finger-licking good! Space Salsa - made from leftover space food with some random red toothpaste - just don't smell while eating.     Dessert:    Chunky Churros - Don't eat too many or you'll take after the desert itself.

Noted sujak :)

Orion's Belt Buster Bean Burrito 
Orat Empanadas on a stick
Spicy Sandworm Bites over Ortega Tequila Sauce - All Proceeds Benefit the Farmers of the Arrakis Harvest™ Industry.
 
HCH

How is that better than "Quasardilla"? Come on, I spent five minutes on that one. ;)

Au Nachorel - the nudist's choice.

The Ring of Fire "Hotter than Ortega"
 
Xenomorph Slice with Sticky cheese "rib bustingly good"
 
IT came from the kitchen-surprise platter "prepare for the experience of the lifetime"

Gort Giblets "Even we were surprised it had any"

Klaatu Clams "Depending on the vintage, they might be wooden"

Brundle Wings "For every flyboy"

Ceno Bites "There's no party without Ceno Bite"

 

Quasar Quesadillas
 
Huevos Radioactivos
 
Black Hole Belcher (beverage/soft drink)
 
The Pluto Platter (no one seems to agree on if it's a real platter or a dwarf platter)
 
The Hawking Meal (in theory it has everything)
 
 
I'll likely have a flash of genius 5 minutes after I click "post", so I guess I'll post again with better ideas later.

I had this one on Twitter: "The Bowel Buster Beef Bomb."
 
Also, a couple of other disgusting ideas:
 
The Skid Mark Surprise Super Fun Meal
 
Communion Wafer Nachos (so thin they're practically one-dimensional!)
 
Quasardilla with extra Suicide Sauce
 
and, of course
 
The Retroactive Abortion Chili Dipper.

I, Taco (with crunchy circuit sauce)
Gremlin Taco (Just add water to make it a 12 pack family meal!)
Robot Chicken Quesada
 
I'll have to try to think of more later.

Tacodust
 
Boom Boom Pack
 
Cerquenchalot
 
"Where we'll literally take your breath away"

Hey everyone! Your friendly neighborhood SpacePope here. We hope everyone is excited about the latest SpaceVenture update (Click here to view). Not that the Two Guys are out of hilarious ideas, but we thought it would be fun to get the community involved on this. We'd like your ideas for funny content for Taco Nova. In fact, if your ideas are good, we might even steal appropriate them for use in SpaceVenture!
 
So here is what we are looking for:
 
Meal names Combo names Beverage Names Advertisement Slogans You can submit them here by replying to this thread.
 
Thanks so much everyone! Here is a little inspiration for ya. :)
 
Chris Pope
http://twitter.com/thechrispope
http://facebook.com/thechrispope
 

The beverage llst should read, in its entirety:
Mild (children's size only)
Medium
Hot
Magma
Liquid Solar Core

- Spaceadilla
- Nova Nachos (smothered in our special flatulenty sauce)
- Colonic Dynamite enchilada
- Meteorite Nacho Delite
- Burrito (beef, chicken, or orat)
- $539,000 - Super Nova Supreme (you pay up front, we cook it for three years, and deliver it to you when we think it is good and ready)
-Chef Scott's galaxy-famous Guacamurphy and chips
-Orion's Tummy Rumblin' Tostado
 
"Please refrain from vomiting until at least three feet from counter"
"Taco Nova will set off a supernova... in your colon!"

Taco Brahe - an otherworldly meal.

Hey everyone! Your friendly neighborhood SpacePope here. We hope everyone is excited about the latest SpaceVenture update (Click here to view). Not that the Two Guys are out of hilarious ideas, but we thought it would be fun to get the community involved on this. We'd like your ideas for funny content for Taco Nova. In fact, if your ideas are good, we might even steal appropriate them for use in SpaceVenture!
 
So here is what we are looking for:
 
Meal names Combo names Beverage Names Advertisement Slogans You can submit them here by replying to this thread.
 
Thanks so much everyone! Here is a little inspiration for ya. :)
 
Chris Pope
http://twitter.com/thechrispope
http://facebook.com/thechrispope
 

This update was amazing - there's so much in it that it's hard to even comment on because
where do you start... I will say the best parts in particular for me were the videos where we
got to see a few of the game locations in action.
My favorite parts were:
 
--Garage and Home Scene Elevator Test This really gave a good sense of the "fullness" of the locations and the detail and hopefully puts to rest some fears people might have from the demo scenes that there isn't going to be enough sort of organic-ness to the locations, as these had a really nice feel and seemed really fleshed out and reminiscent of the best Space Quest locations. The Mule delivering stuff in the garage was also cool because it had some unique interaction with the scene (besides characters walking about) and felt fully developed.   --Rooter Repair scene I really liked the close-up scene in the demo of the area with the magazine and drill bits, etc. and this was along those lines too, I think these types of scenes are particularly well done from what we've seen so far.   --Inside crane and crane area Even though parts of this were in incomplete stages, it was cool to see characters walking about in it and how far along the inside of the crane scene is too.   --Taco Nova Excellent stuff, I immediately wanted to see the inside of Taco Nova as well!

"The game sucked, but man, those updates... those updates. Wow. They were of the likes we'll never see again."
 
"The game is the best I've ever played, but the lack of updates 6 months ago ruined the game for me completely."
 
 
^^ Two things no one will ever say.

Is it that obvious though? Every project, 99.9% of the time, runs into unforeseen circumstances. That's hardly a reflection of the professional caliber behind the project.

If only Chris would let me swear at them. For some reason, he thinks that's "unprofessional behavior."

No, it's not. You can justifiably be a whiny little bitch towards yourself for not having read the terms of service, but the Guys of Andromeda haven't done anything they're not entitled to do. Does it suck that the game is not out yet? Sure does. But the lack of security is part of the crowdfunding model. And the hyperbole is just douchy. "RIP Guys from Andromeda and SpaceVenture". "We will never, ever see this game". Either display a modicum of maturity or fuck off. The former can't be too difficult, seeing as I'm managing to do it. And no, I'm not on the dev team. Might as well let it be an open secret that I have $165 on the line. And, as I was studying at that point, that was a lot of money for me 2-3 years ago. So my point stands: grow up.
 

Get off Chris' back, man. It's not the guy's fault he has had to pick up the reins as far as the game development goes. He's been very active on Twitter regarding this whole shitstorm, and he also posted a comment on the Kickstarter page.
 
Also, as he pointed out on Twitter, he has been on Scott and Mark's back about releasing exclusive material more than anyone and there has been a number of cases where either Guy has been willing to budge. Most people in the KS comments seem oblivious to that. It seems like people are viewing Chris Pope as this project's own Paul Trowe when, in reality, he doesn't have that big a say against the Guys. Obviously, there's a fine line when posting a nugget of info like that; you can do it in a conversation on social media, but you can't do it as part of the PR gig. It'll look like a crappy apology. But it's now there for all to see.
 
Appointing Troels, as much as I obviously love the guy, would change nothing. As a matter of fact, it would likely make things worse, seeing as he's probably even less likely to start butting heads with his idols whenever they refuse to let us fans see some actual stuff from the game.
 

I don't think Troels is at liberty to do that, even though I agree that this a good idea. In general, I'd love to see some team diaries, which is kinda what you're describing here. But, to paraphrase Chris, he literally cannot get the team to do it. And as for the screenshots, we're now running into the problem above.