"Cap'n" Ascii, is a usually friendly, mostly laid-back, somewhat mercurial, excessively verbose fellow who fancies himself an intellectual, despite the fact that he's far too lazy to actually apply himself. Shy and self-concious in Real LifeTM due to a childhood misspent playing video games, he has harnessed the power of the GIFT to give himself a voice online. That voice happens to prattle on at times, so please excuse the occasional1 long-winded posts.
He has a habit of using footnotes for comedic effect2.
1) Read: omnipresent
2) Like this. See? This is funny, right? Right?