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Capn_Ascii last won the day on October 14 2014

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About Capn_Ascii

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    Trash Vaporizer
  • Birthday 12/11/1981

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    Eastern NC, USA
  • Interests
    Video games, cartoons, the Internet, Transformers, Space Quest, other adventure games

About Me

"Cap'n" Ascii, is a usually friendly, mostly laid-back, somewhat mercurial, excessively verbose fellow who fancies himself an intellectual, despite the fact that he's far too lazy to actually apply himself. Shy and self-concious in Real LifeTM due to a childhood misspent playing video games, he has harnessed the power of the GIFT to give himself a voice online. That voice happens to prattle on at times, so please excuse the occasional1 long-winded posts.


He has a habit of using footnotes for comedic effect2.




1) Read: omnipresent


2) Like this. See? This is funny, right? Right?

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