Report 101 uses for a frosty cup of Soylent Smoothee in Andromedan Spaceport Posted February 16, 2014 Great for removing tribble stains off the bathroom walls. The only beverage that can remove skid marks better than you. Fantastic for removing linoleum flooring. Very effective at pacifying a tribe of cannibals. Great source of protein for post workout recovery. The only drink proven to protect humans from nuclear fallout. The only drink that can trigger a disaster in your bowels worst then Chernobyl. Excellent for emergency rations since it has a longer shelf life than twinkies.
101 uses for a frosty cup of Soylent Smoothee
in Andromedan Spaceport
Posted
Great for removing tribble stains off the bathroom walls.
The only beverage that can remove skid marks better than you.
Fantastic for removing linoleum flooring.
Very effective at pacifying a tribe of cannibals.
Great source of protein for post workout recovery.
The only drink proven to protect humans from nuclear fallout.
The only drink that can trigger a disaster in your bowels worst then Chernobyl.
Excellent for emergency rations since it has a longer shelf life than twinkies.