Hello EVERYBODY! Man, it's crazy recognizing so many names after so long.
I have successfully tricked people into believing that I'm a productive member of society. I have a house that's worth more than the loan on it, I have a nice car that I ride in while some other schmuck drives, and I read thick old books for fun.
I also eat Quiznos every Sunday, which probably isn't very good for me.
In short, life's pretty nice. How about all you guys?