Nidoking

Maybe I need to intend to hurt people, so when it happens it'll feel like a success.

RT @slowbeef: Let's just call the sequel Brother M and be done with it

Thank you, I'm done.

Anyone who listens to the thing I did will not be so empty of regrets, however.

Remember the time when Donatello dressed as Batman while alien Triceratops tried to take over the world?

#FiveWordsToRuinADate My anaconda can overlook that...

"Are you enjoying your meal? Great!" *throws it in the trash* "Now you can buy our NEW meal that comes with a pickle! Full price!"

That's okay, I don't think I need that particular service right now. http://t.co/QpZa5nurPI

I came pretty close to getting Wizzro's rank 2 weapon. Noticing that it was a dark recommended stage and increasing my defense helped.

#FiveWordsToImproveADate "What? No, Nidoking's not invited!"

It may help to think of the law not as protection, but as a means of getting revenge if you're determined enough to see it through.

Twitter, your search is broken. I can't find the FAQ page that tells me how to block myself.

I heard a commercial today urging people to switch away from Dish because they lost Fox News. That's a bad thing?

When you yawn just as the music on the radio starts and you can't tell the sounds apart.

Extend java.lang.Comparable to return greater or less randomly. Create a List of a few thousand. Throw sort algorithms at it until Java dies