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For greasing the fusion crankshaft

Dark matter constituent / may contain trace amounts of dark matter

Semi-sentient companion for those long nights on watch duty. Don't ask, don't tell.

Hologram amplifier

... or you could explicitly pun with it: "Just desserts for everyone!"

More of a slogan: Some people get their just deserts. Others get Soylent Smoothee. (Obviously, would be even better if I had the balls to type "desserts", but I can see my English teacher looking at me funny.)

Yeti shaving cream

Space shoe polish

Ketchup for the color-blind

Orion girl eyeshade

Spare ink for organ printers.

Werebat repellant

Suncream for cold conditions

For cryopreservation of small mammals and marsupials.

Vulcan blood substitute

#1 growth matrix for Hyperborean Man-Eater Plant

Fills small scratches and holes on spacecraft hull.