It'd be a more popular drink if there was a scratch and win game on the side of the cryo cup. Prizes like unlimited video game credits, or buy one get one free medium Soylent Smoothie. Might be incentive to pick through the trash bins for cups. Picking through trash bins, now that brings back the old janitor days.
Doubles as a "Human Waste Substitute" that can clog even the strongest toilet suction. Ace has called out to remove it from a number of drains. Brain freeze causes temporary facial distortions, a concoction of different faces. If you need to not look like you. I heard the Soylent Smoothies now have a personalized flavor menu.