Capn_Ascii

"Cap'n" Ascii, is a usually friendly, mostly laid-back, somewhat mercurial, excessively verbose fellow who fancies himself an intellectual, despite the fact that he's far too lazy to actually apply himself. Shy and self-concious in Real Life^TM due to a childhood misspent playing video games, he has harnessed the power of the GIFT to give himself a voice online. That voice happens to prattle on at times, so please excuse the occasional¹ long-winded posts.

He has a habit of using footnotes for comedic effect².

1) Read: omnipresent

2) Like this. See? This is funny, right? Right?