Nidoking

Maybe I need to intend to hurt people, so when it happens it'll feel like a success.

RT @slowbeef: Let's just call the sequel Brother M and be done with it

Thank you, I'm done.

Anyone who listens to the thing I did will not be so empty of regrets, however.

Remember the time when Donatello dressed as Batman while alien Triceratops tried to take over the world?

#FiveWordsToRuinADate My anaconda can overlook that...

"Are you enjoying your meal? Great!" *throws it in the trash* "Now you can buy our NEW meal that comes with a pickle! Full price!"

That's okay, I don't think I need that particular service right now. http://t.co/QpZa5nurPI

I came pretty close to getting Wizzro's rank 2 weapon. Noticing that it was a dark recommended stage and increasing my defense helped.

#FiveWordsToImproveADate "What? No, Nidoking's not invited!"

It may help to think of the law not as protection, but as a means of getting revenge if you're determined enough to see it through.

Twitter, your search is broken. I can't find the FAQ page that tells me how to block myself.

I heard a commercial today urging people to switch away from Dish because they lost Fox News. That's a bad thing?

When you yawn just as the music on the radio starts and you can't tell the sounds apart.

Extend java.lang.Comparable to return greater or less randomly. Create a List of a few thousand. Throw sort algorithms at it until Java dies

"You should really check out this awesome story I'm reading.""What's it called?""You mean you're not already reading it? Screw you!"

RT @abeerfartloud: The best thing about this is 'LOTR' oh my god im crying http://t.co/gFinG0V0AS

I don't understand why people are talking about GG giving awards to movies, does this mean they're done with harassment?

Will be streaming here shortly: http://t.co/RQucIpDdKYAnyone want to co-commentate?

I'msorryI'msorrypleasestillwatchthestreamit'llbefunIpromise

I'm hearing a lot of talk about Other M. It's making me want to play it again. Someone revoke my Internet access, quickly.

That's me. I can unlock all the weapons in Hyrule Warriors (but not even rank 2 for Wizzro) but I can't do simple things around the house.

Let's say that if anyone offers to guest with me and picks a convenient time, I'll do the stream then.

"I finished doing a thing!""I believe you were able to do it! I just required evidence first!"

The final Folklore grinding video with @TheMadWelshman, covering Dungeon Trial Folks. http://t.co/eoIJeXrSNj