Nidoking

(I'm sure that one's been done before, but there it is.)

Should I play Hyrule Warriors tonight or save it for a stream this weekend?

I think I've made too many jokes about dying laughing recently. That probably says something about my sense of humor.

I think I officially made the worst pun ever. Like, literally, legally, the actual worst pun possible.

Now I'm going to bed. It was a good day in Hyrule. Also here.

Of course nice guys finish last. You know what they say: If you're winsome, you lose some.

RT @ramit: This is the best thread on the internet. 2 guys argue about how many days are in a week. Start at #6: http://t.co/77102wtEjd

I DON'T KNOW A THING. I AM STUPID FEEL AND STUPID TALKY. WATCH ME KEEP SAYING STUPIDS LIKE THAT WILL FIX ANYTHING.

Well, there goes my new year's resolution to give up the self-deprecating humor. I was never going to keep it up anyway.

I was going to post my joke, but Twitlonger seems to be down and I don't know if it will split into regular tweets.

RETWEET IF NOT ALL FAVORITES.FAVORITE IF NOT ALL RETWEETS.

RT @mizabitha: As of right now, my romantic comedy's act 1 plot complications are much funnier than my act 3 plot complications. http://t.c…

Also, hello headache. I would love to take lots of medicine and sleep, but if I do that too soon after dinner, the day will repeat.

Also, I got a medal for 100 super-rare materials from that fight. Still no decent badges I can afford, though.

On the plus side, I got to use one of my soup mugs. The sounds it makes while microwaving are scary, but it worked!

"I'm sorry I dropped your lunch in the vat of molten gold," Tom said guiltily.

OK, sound off. Who wants to see me do an LP of Psychonauts?

.@mizabitha I live to quote Finding Nemo. But I want to say "I'm touching a butt!" without having to follow it up with "Mine!"

This is what happens when the SA forums go down and I don't feel like watching any of my Youtube backlog.

I have 420 followers. That's also the number of followers I have.It is a joke about marijuana. I'm not good at them.

I don't understand why Firefox search offers autocomplete options when you can't click on them to choose them.

This puzzle has prevented evil from reaching this sanctuary for centuries. *pushes one button* Congratulations. You have solved the puzzle.

But for now, I think I should do my weekend shopping while the rain is light and the air isn't freezing.

That really sucks, although I can trim down the recording time a bit by skipping the quests where I know nothing interesting happened.