Nachos Blande - "Tastes like deep-fried cardboard. Probably is." Meteoric EMPanada - "Create an electrostatic discharge in your pants!" Nacho Droid - "The one you are looking for is over there..." Moonrocko Taco - "Comes in two varieties: 'cruchy' and 'dental work required'." Black Holes and Rice - "The flavour sucks you right in!"
Quasarito - "Contains an active galactic nuclei of spices." Frisco Crunchy Taco - "The best gorram taco in the 'verse." Fiesty Andoritos - "Why is it blue?" Spocko Taco - "The logical dessert choice." Meridorito Gornditas - "Now in liquid format!" Burryyyto - "Popular with Wookiees."