These are slogans, so if you have to alter them to make them work, then make it so.
Soylent Smoothee: It'll clean the pores your dermatologist would never dare!
Soylent Smoothee: If the taste doesn't shut the kids up, the behind-the-scenes documentary is sure to!
Soylent Smoothee: Apply to your doors and windows and you'll never hear from burglars again! (Warning: Be sure to allow 8-10 years before using doors or windows again.)
Soylent Smoothee: It's usually green!
Soylent Smoothee: It'll clean that unsightly rust off your bumper, and it'll clean that unsightly bumper off your ship!
Soylent Smoothee: Recharges batteries in seconds flat!
Soylent Smoothee: Use it as an impromtu GPS - Soylent Smoothee always remembers the way home! Always.