- Nova Nachos (smothered in our special flatulenty sauce)
- Colonic Dynamite enchilada
- Meteorite Nacho Delite
- Burrito (beef, chicken, or orat)
- $539,000 - Super Nova Supreme (you pay up front, we cook it for three years, and deliver it to you when we think it is good and ready)
-Chef Scott's galaxy-famous Guacamurphy and chips
-Orion's Tummy Rumblin' Tostado
"Please refrain from vomiting until at least three feet from counter"
"Taco Nova will set off a supernova... in your colon!"