Hopefully I am not re-treading over anyone else's entry:
[Drinks]:
* StarQuake Shakes
- Vanilla
- Chocolate
- Blattfruit
Spice Tea
Sweet Tea
Water
Heavy Water
Dr. Fizzion Soda
[Adult Drink Menu]:
Kerona Light Beer
Starcore-ita (Pitcher)
Jose Quasar Tequila
Jose Quasar Tequila StarQuake Shake
Dos Ickies - "Stay filthy my friends."
[Meals]:
* Taco Nova Tacos (hard or soft - we don’t judge)
- beef, chicken or veggie
- comes with choice of lettuce, pico de gallo, REAL Cheese, and salsa
* Indigestion Inception Burrito
- Any burrito, wrapped inside a second burrito, wrapped inside a third burrito, smothered in onions, peppers and your choice of beans. Comes with a free spinning top!
* Xenomorph Rib Ticklers
- Comes in 6 piece, 12 piece or 24 piece
- Dipping Sauces: Honey Mucus, Acid Reduction, Tangy Buffalo Chip, and Ranch
EDIT: Looks like I subconsciously stole this from tomimt's Xenomorph Slice.
[Combos]:
* Burpitos Grande
- Chose two burritos (Beef, Chicken or Space Monkey) and make way for a heaping helping of double re-fried beans, and spicy rice. Add some sour cream, pico de gallo and our special Guacaholymole and you’ve got something you’ll be sharing for hours to come.
[sides]:
* Double re-fried beans
* Chili con Quesy (mystery meat or triple bean!)
* Crater-tots
* [Fiesta Packs!]:
- Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.
- Nuetron Star piñata - Serves 6
- White Dwarf piñata - Serves 12
- Red Super Giant piñata - Serves 256
[Possible (poor) Slogans]:
-“We won’t empty your pockets so you can leave with a real pant load!”
-“Relive the flavor!”
-“Outrun the burn!”