Happy Cock Head

oh my... we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, arn't we. PLEASE, JUST RELEASE SPACE VENTURE ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
 
HCH

oh my... we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, arn't we. PLEASE, JUST RELEASE SPACE VENTURE ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
 
HCH

Atomic_Matter

* [Fiesta Packs!]:

- Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.

 

 

This is seriously hilarious.

HCH
 

What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as:
 
• Nova Cola
• Diet Nova Cola
• Bright!
• Dr. Saucer
• Crash
• Quantum Goo
• R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will)

Guys, stay on topic please.

"I ate one the size of a city in Washington, and didn't wake up for 3 months."
"Really?"
"Yes. I fell into a Tacoma."
 

I probably do love you deep down, but the joke is just not funny.
 
Sorry for annihilating freedom of speech or... something.

...just stop.
 
HCH

I'm terrible with slogans, but here are some contributions for the other categories:
 
MEALS:
 
- Burr-Tac-En: A burrito stuffed with a taco stuffed with an enchilada. However, there wasn't enough room for all the meat and toppings, so it's just three flour tortillas wrapped together. Vegetarian option.
 
- Uncool Ranch® Boritos® Aburridos Taco: Taco Nova's lame cash-in on the success of a similar product marketed by their competitor, Taco Belch.
 
- The Gassy Gaucho's Forty-Flavor Flauta: May cause uncontrollable flautalence. [sic]
 
- 7-Lawyer Burrito: For a limited time only (read: until the inevitable litigation we're expecting starts keeping them busy), we've impressed our crack legal team into service crafting burritos. Taste the justice that Miles, Mia, Winston, Manfred, Franziska, Apollo, and Feenie are serving up today!
 
- Juan Jose Ruiz Chimichanga: Unlike most everything else here, this esoteric, cheese-filled concoction will keep your traffic backed up for days, esse.
 
COMBOS:
 
- Whole Enchilada Love Combo: Sits in your stomach like a lead ze...um...dirigible.
 
- C-C-C-Combo Platter: A tray of the chef's secret "Fireball" and "Dragon Punch" specialties, smothered in Double Inferno sauce. Available in quarter-circle and half-circle portions.
 
- D.I.Y. Taco Combo: A plot of land in South America, several seed packets of wheat, corn, lettuce, and tomato plants, and a dehydrated cow (just add water).
 
BEVERAGES:
 
- Orange Juice: Not actually made from oranges. Technically not juice, either, but you wouldn't drink it if you knew what it really was. But hey, it's artificially orange!
 
- Cavern Dew® Beaver Blast: The Labion flavor sensation!
 
- Licuado de Pablo: Pablo just kept screaming...and screaming...and we asked his mother to hire a babysitter or send him to daycare or something, but NOOOOO, she insisted on bringing him to work. He's a good kid, she said. He just wants to help out, she said. Let him make some food and he'll stop screaming, she said. So we turned Pablo into a smoothie. Limited quantities available.

Umm, okay...
 
Introducing:
 
The Allahu Tacbar
(Now with 500% more pork!)
 

 
It will blow you away!

Nachos Blande - "Tastes like deep-fried cardboard.  Probably is."

Meteoric EMPanada - "Create an electrostatic discharge in your pants!"

Nacho Droid - "The one you are looking for is over there..."

Moonrocko Taco - "Comes in two varieties: 'cruchy' and 'dental work required'."

Black Holes and Rice - "The flavour sucks you right in!"
 
Quasarito - "Contains an active galactic nuclei of spices."

Frisco Crunchy Taco - "The best gorram taco in the 'verse."

Fiesty Andoritos - "Why is it blue?"

Spocko Taco - "The logical dessert choice."

Meridorito Gornditas - "Now in liquid format!"

Burryyyto - "Popular with Wookiees."

Atomic_Matter

* [Fiesta Packs!]:

- Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.

 

 

This is seriously hilarious.

HCH
 

This had me laughing way too hard.
 

If this doesn't come with a series of pins stuck into the top for no reason, then I guess this wasn't a Hellraiser reference. ;)

What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as:
 
• Nova Cola
• Diet Nova Cola
• Bright!
• Dr. Saucer
• Crash
• Quantum Goo
• R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will)

A few slogan ideas:
 
• Head Out Beyond the Border.
 
• Tasty Tacos, Big Bang!

Hopefully I am not re-treading over anyone else's entry:
 
[Drinks]:
* StarQuake Shakes
- Vanilla
- Chocolate
- Blattfruit
 
Spice Tea
Sweet Tea
Water
Heavy Water
Dr. Fizzion Soda
 
[Adult Drink Menu]:
Kerona Light Beer
Starcore-ita (Pitcher)
Jose Quasar Tequila
Jose Quasar Tequila StarQuake Shake
Dos Ickies - "Stay filthy my friends."
 
[Meals]:
 
* Taco Nova Tacos (hard or soft - we don’t judge)
 - beef, chicken or veggie
 - comes with choice of lettuce, pico de gallo, REAL Cheese, and salsa 
 
* Indigestion Inception Burrito
 - Any burrito, wrapped inside a second burrito, wrapped inside a third burrito, smothered in onions, peppers and your choice of beans.  Comes with a free spinning top!
 
* Xenomorph Rib Ticklers
- Comes in 6 piece, 12 piece or 24 piece
- Dipping Sauces: Honey Mucus, Acid Reduction, Tangy Buffalo Chip, and Ranch
 
EDIT: Looks like I subconsciously stole this from tomimt's Xenomorph Slice.
 
[Combos]:
 
* Burpitos Grande
- Chose two burritos (Beef, Chicken or Space Monkey) and make way for a heaping helping of double re-fried beans, and spicy rice. Add some sour cream, pico de gallo and our special Guacaholymole and you’ve got something you’ll be sharing for hours to come.
 
[sides]:
 * Double re-fried beans
 * Chili con Quesy (mystery meat or triple bean!)
 * Crater-tots
 
* [Fiesta Packs!]:
- Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser.
- Nuetron Star piñata - Serves 6
- White Dwarf piñata - Serves 12
- Red Super Giant piñata - Serves 256
 
[Possible (poor) Slogans]:
-“We won’t empty your pockets so you can leave with a real pant load!”
-“Relive the flavor!”
-“Outrun the burn!”

What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as:
 
• Nova Cola
• Diet Nova Cola
• Bright!
• Dr. Saucer
• Crash
• Quantum Goo
• R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will)

A few slogan ideas:
 
• Head Out Beyond the Border.
 
• Tasty Tacos, Big Bang!

Ha!..  there's some really funny food for thought here. (see what I did there?) Keep 'em coming !
 
Thanks all.
 
-Mark

A few slogan ideas:
 
• Head Out Beyond the Border.
 
• Tasty Tacos, Big Bang!

Orion's Belt Buster Bean Burrito 
Orat Empanadas on a stick
Spicy Sandworm Bites over Ortega Tequila Sauce - All Proceeds Benefit the Farmers of the Arrakis Harvest™ Industry.
 
HCH

Simply, Adorable. 
 
HCH

In fairness, that isn't the point.
 
Of course it isn't the be-all-and-end-all. It's just a question of manners, more than anything else. As I also said previously, I'm not bothered per se by the lack of updates, because I'm kept in the loop through other means. All I'm saying is it would be nice, and perhaps it would help to ease some of the tension, if there were a few more updates.
 
It isn't essential. And, yes, one the game has been released it probably won't matter. However, it would be nice, especially after having promised a new update schedule, if there were a few more.
 
That's all. There's no legal obligation to hold doors open for people, but I still do it. :p

Thanks, guys. I would love to be able to keep you more in the loop. I've been privileged to see some of the work-in-progress stuff and been allowed to play internal builds of the game to give feedback from a "game player" perspective. But I also have to respect the Two Guys' wishes not to let anything out into the open that they don't want to show yet.
 
Would I do things differently if this was my own Kickstarted game? It's too easy to say yes, because there's a lot of work that goes into a thing like this, and I completely understand that the Guys just want to bunker down and get this thing done as soon as possible, and not spend any (for lack of a better word) extraneous time coming up with clever updates and tidbits. I would love to see more stuff released to the public and I totally understand the sentiment from the disgruntled backers.
 
But this isn't my Kickstarter. I'm just a fan like you guys. A fan with some added privileges, sure, but a fan first and foremost. I'm a cheerleader and I may seem overly optimistic at times, but this is not because I get to play with the big dogs or because I'm getting some sort of kickback. 'Cos I'm not. I'm really just super-psyched for the game. And because I get to actually talk with the dudes who are making it, my confidence in their ability and the game they're putting out remains unwavered.

I think we basically agree, we're just caught up on semantics. Peace.
 
@suejak & Engineer
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