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Gamma-Ray Grande          One hulking burito!

Burritostar Galactaco         A frackin good combo!

SpaceFoodStick Salsa Platter         Beef and Chicken*        (*artificial flavor)
Space-a-Dilla            it's totally orbital!

Solar Flare Fajita   (extra crispy)          Great carbon flavor!

Poucho Villa  blended meal pouch         Great for Zero-G!

Cluck Y'Egger's Huevos Rancheros breakfast burrito

Health Inspector Especial         (Free to qualified individuals)

KIDS!!! Get your very own (surplus) MOON MEAL!!!

It's RAD!! Sterilized with PURE RADIATION!!!

Contains FUN food TUBES and COOL food CUBES!!!

FREE! Cluck Y'Egger Action Figure

Oh, and it's "Chalupa Cabra" :)



Ask for genuine Space Ghost Pepper hot sauce!

We proudly serve Fiesta Fizz Brand industrial solvent.        (seriously need to do something with the popular "Coke cleans toilets" idea)
All ingredients are certified GMO!
Taco Nova uses only the finest imported MSG.

Please note that items sold as "food" may not have actual nutritional content and are for entertainment purposes only.




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and Taco Nova does not guarantee the fitness of its products for any particular use or purpose.
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the suitability of Taco Nova products for your intended use.


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