Happy Cock Head Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 A few slogan ideas: • Head Out Beyond the Border. • Tasty Tacos, Big Bang! Atomic_Matter, ChrisPope and Potatoeman 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frede Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Rocket Ragout ("what's a ragout?") ChrisPope and Potatoeman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nockgeneer Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 The Back Blaster Burrito Out with the old and... out with the new. Potatoeman, ChrisPope and suejak 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Cock Head Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 What about a fountain drink dispenser offering nock-off/off-shoot beverages such as: • Nova Cola • Diet Nova Cola • Bright! • Dr. Saucer • Crash • Quantum Goo • R&W (A Rodger Wilco brand Root Beer with a Space Questy font treatment, a nod if you will) Potatoeman, Atomic_Matter and ChrisPope 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fronzel Neekburm Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 In space, Nova can hear you scream. ChrisPope, Atomic_Matter, BlockMaster and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic_Matter Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Hopefully I am not re-treading over anyone else's entry: [Drinks]: * StarQuake Shakes - Vanilla - Chocolate - Blattfruit Spice Tea Sweet Tea Water Heavy Water Dr. Fizzion Soda [Adult Drink Menu]: Kerona Light Beer Starcore-ita (Pitcher) Jose Quasar Tequila Jose Quasar Tequila StarQuake Shake Dos Ickies - "Stay filthy my friends." [Meals]: * Taco Nova Tacos (hard or soft - we don’t judge) - beef, chicken or veggie - comes with choice of lettuce, pico de gallo, REAL Cheese, and salsa * Indigestion Inception Burrito - Any burrito, wrapped inside a second burrito, wrapped inside a third burrito, smothered in onions, peppers and your choice of beans. Comes with a free spinning top! * Xenomorph Rib Ticklers - Comes in 6 piece, 12 piece or 24 piece - Dipping Sauces: Honey Mucus, Acid Reduction, Tangy Buffalo Chip, and Ranch EDIT: Looks like I subconsciously stole this from tomimt's Xenomorph Slice. [Combos]: * Burpitos Grande - Chose two burritos (Beef, Chicken or Space Monkey) and make way for a heaping helping of double re-fried beans, and spicy rice. Add some sour cream, pico de gallo and our special Guacaholymole and you’ve got something you’ll be sharing for hours to come. [sides]: * Double re-fried beans * Chili con Quesy (mystery meat or triple bean!) * Crater-tots * [Fiesta Packs!]: - Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser. - Nuetron Star piñata - Serves 6 - White Dwarf piñata - Serves 12 - Red Super Giant piñata - Serves 256 [Possible (poor) Slogans]: -“We won’t empty your pockets so you can leave with a real pant load!” -“Relive the flavor!” -“Outrun the burn!” Happy Cock Head, ChrisPope, Troels Pleimert and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Cock Head Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Atomic_Matter * [Fiesta Packs!]: - Take one star shaped piñata and pack it full of our Chill Con Quesy, double re-fried beans, spicy rice, Guacaholymole, salsa and a solid core of our burritos and you have yourself a real nova of taste waiting to happen. One good hit and dinner is served for everyone! A few hours later and you’ll have your own nova experience - a real crowd pleaser. This is seriously hilarious. HCH ChrisPope and Potatoeman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troels Pleimert Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 * Taco Nova Tacos (hard or soft - we don’t judge) This had me laughing way too hard. Xenobites Freshly roasted on Xenon! If this doesn't come with a series of pins stuck into the top for no reason, then I guess this wasn't a Hellraiser reference. ;) Happy Cock Head, Potatoeman and ChrisPope 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fronzel Neekburm Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Let's get topical, shall we? The MohaMac It will strike terror into your intestines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Cock Head Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Some of you guys do realize that this is a Taco joint, right? HCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman85 Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I'm terrible with slogans, but here are some contributions for the other categories: MEALS: - Burr-Tac-En: A burrito stuffed with a taco stuffed with an enchilada. However, there wasn't enough room for all the meat and toppings, so it's just three flour tortillas wrapped together. Vegetarian option. - Uncool Ranch® Boritos® Aburridos Taco: Taco Nova's lame cash-in on the success of a similar product marketed by their competitor, Taco Belch. - The Gassy Gaucho's Forty-Flavor Flauta: May cause uncontrollable flautalence. [sic] - 7-Lawyer Burrito: For a limited time only (read: until the inevitable litigation we're expecting starts keeping them busy), we've impressed our crack legal team into service crafting burritos. Taste the justice that Miles, Mia, Winston, Manfred, Franziska, Apollo, and Feenie are serving up today! - Juan Jose Ruiz Chimichanga: Unlike most everything else here, this esoteric, cheese-filled concoction will keep your traffic backed up for days, esse. COMBOS: - Whole Enchilada Love Combo: Sits in your stomach like a lead ze...um...dirigible. - C-C-C-Combo Platter: A tray of the chef's secret "Fireball" and "Dragon Punch" specialties, smothered in Double Inferno sauce. Available in quarter-circle and half-circle portions. - D.I.Y. Taco Combo: A plot of land in South America, several seed packets of wheat, corn, lettuce, and tomato plants, and a dehydrated cow (just add water). BEVERAGES: - Orange Juice: Not actually made from oranges. Technically not juice, either, but you wouldn't drink it if you knew what it really was. But hey, it's artificially orange! - Cavern Dew® Beaver Blast: The Labion flavor sensation! - Licuado de Pablo: Pablo just kept screaming...and screaming...and we asked his mother to hire a babysitter or send him to daycare or something, but NOOOOO, she insisted on bringing him to work. He's a good kid, she said. He just wants to help out, she said. Let him make some food and he'll stop screaming, she said. So we turned Pablo into a smoothie. Limited quantities available. Happy Cock Head, ChrisPope and Potatoeman 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fronzel Neekburm Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Some of you guys do realize that this is a Taco joint, right? HCH Umm, okay... Introducing: The Allahu Tacbar (Now with 500% more pork!) It will blow you away! Happy Cock Head and ChrisPope 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-Saber Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Nachos Blande - "Tastes like deep-fried cardboard. Probably is."Meteoric EMPanada - "Create an electrostatic discharge in your pants!"Nacho Droid - "The one you are looking for is over there..."Moonrocko Taco - "Comes in two varieties: 'cruchy' and 'dental work required'."Black Holes and Rice - "The flavour sucks you right in!" Quasarito - "Contains an active galactic nuclei of spices."Frisco Crunchy Taco - "The best gorram taco in the 'verse."Fiesty Andoritos - "Why is it blue?"Spocko Taco - "The logical dessert choice."Meridorito Gornditas - "Now in liquid format!"Burryyyto - "Popular with Wookiees." Potatoeman, Atomic_Matter, ChrisPope and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Cock Head Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 Umm, okay... Introducing: The Allahu Tacbar (Now with 500% more pork!) It will blow you away! ...good enough. HCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fronzel Neekburm Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 ...good enough. HCH Naturally, I couuuld take it one step further and give it a sci-fi-y twist. Et voila... The Admiral Al-Tacbar ChrisPope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Cock Head Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Naturally, I couuuld take it one step further and give it a sci-fi-y twist. Et voila... The Admiral Al-Tacbar ...just stop. HCH Frede 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fronzel Neekburm Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 You guys make things no fun at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Cock Head Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 You guys make things no fun at all. Would this make it more fun? ...just stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fronzel Neekburm Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 ...just stop. How 'bout this instead? You take this... ...and shove it up your ass. Then crawl back to the Kickstarter comments section and act like an obnoxious piece of shit towards the other backers, since that's your true calling in life. Meanwhile, I'll go milk my shitty joke for everything it's worth. The Robertaco* (* Yeah, it's just like-bait for Frede! C'mon Frede, I know deep down you love me! Let's be friends again!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frede Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 I probably do love you deep down, but the joke is just not funny. Sorry for annihilating freedom of speech or... something. Happy Cock Head, drdrslashvohaul and Fronzel Neekburm 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fronzel Neekburm Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 And I'm inclined to agree! I was just milking it to piss off HCH. By the way, if any mods feel the need to put me on timeout for my previous post (@pcj: Yeeees, you know you want to! Let the hate flow through you!), feel free to do so! I'll be pretty busy for the next 4 months and it'll give y'all a break from my incessant shitposting. But don't ban me just yet! I still got praises to heap on the SV team once the game gets released and it actually turns out to be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drdrslashvohaul Posted January 12, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 "I ate one the size of a city in Washington, and didn't wake up for 3 months." "Really?" "Yes. I fell into a Tacoma." Potatoeman, suejak, ChrisPope and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Cock Head Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 And I'm inclined to agree! I was just milking it to piss off HCH. By the way, if any mods feel the need to put me on timeout for my previous post (@pcj: Yeeees, you know you want to! Let the hate flow through you!), feel free to do so! I'll be pretty busy for the next 4 months and it'll give y'all a break from my incessant shitposting. But don't ban me just yet! I still got praises to heap on the SV team once the game gets released and it actually turns out to be good. I read this last night and thought, ugh, generic boring trite. Reading the residual aftermath of your comment this morning was more attention then it deserved. It's going to take a lot more then a middle finger from Keanu Reeves to break my seasoned yet, thickened chicken skin sir/boy. I do honestly, and regretfully feel an unsavory inner obligation to inform you that my comments on kickstarter were all in defense of Troels and the Two Guys. As far as I'm concerned, some of the backers over there truly deserved a good tongue lashing for there surly temperaments. I am sorry if you are on of the inarticulate backers still coddling your microphallus but, I am more then happy to take on your un-opposing protestations. Please do yourself a service to go back and read through my commenting literature and how it was inspired, it would do you some good to invest in your education now and again. So I say to you, Frozen Cockburn, In the words of my earlier self, and back before you were graced by the posted pictorial of Master Kenobi... just stop. And the newly added...seriously. HCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post pcj Posted January 12, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Guys, stay on topic please. Potatoeman, Happy Cock Head, drdrslashvohaul and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Atomic_Matter Posted January 12, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm venturing off into bad pun territory here: Tacobayashi Maru - The no-win situation never tasted so good! Frede, Potatoeman, Troels Pleimert and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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