February 16, 201412 yr comment_9812 Hey everyone! We'd love for you to help us come up with 101 uses for a frosty cup of Soylent Smoothee! Some of the best lines might just get mentioned in SpaceVenture itself ;) Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9824 Provide temporary relief to the Andromeda Space Clap. *** Warning: May cause burning sensation *** Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9825 It happens to be both a powerful laxative and a potent aphrodisiac. Unfortunately, you never really know which side effect you're going to get till it's too late. It makes your urine glow in the dark should your bathroom light suddenly malfunction. It will blend. When mixed with gelatin, it becomes a great trap for Andromedan game designers. Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9827 More of a slogan: Some people get their just deserts. Others get Soylent Smoothee. (Obviously, would be even better if I had the balls to type "desserts", but I can see my English teacher looking at me funny.) Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9828 More of a slogan: Some people get their just deserts. Others get Soylent Smoothee. (Obviously, would be even better if I had the balls to type "desserts", but I can see my English teacher looking at me funny.) ... or you could explicitly pun with it: "Just desserts for everyone!" Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9830 Semi-sentient companion for those long nights on watch duty. Don't ask, don't tell. Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9831 Dark matter constituent / may contain trace amounts of dark matter Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9832 (Gary Owens voice) "Wow, it's a genuine Soylent Smoothee machine, with that fresh burst of NENERGY that's all the rage these days. Perfect for those days where you need a pick-me-up, when you feel a little.. less human than normal. You've never figured out why only the hardcore drink these, but because of that, it's handy for putting off people you want to put off. That reminds me, if your obnoxious apartment neighbour sees you drinking one, he might think twice before letting his pet miniature Orat acid spray on your mecha-tulips.. AGAIN." Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9834 Uses: Reverse the effects of pain relievers Reanimating deceased worms Back alley botox Bleach substitute Bonus Warnings: Should not be consumed by pregnant woman Some consumers may need an eye exam after consumption consumer may notice sentient growths, its best not to engage them in conversation consume on an empty stomach, contact with food may cause minor explosions Report
February 16, 201412 yr comment_9835 Great for removing tribble stains off the bathroom walls. The only beverage that can remove skid marks better than you. Fantastic for removing linoleum flooring. Very effective at pacifying a tribe of cannibals. Great source of protein for post workout recovery. The only drink proven to protect humans from nuclear fallout. The only drink that can trigger a disaster in your bowels worst then Chernobyl. Excellent for emergency rations since it has a longer shelf life than twinkies. Report
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