ChrisPope Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Hey everyone! We'd love for you to help us come up with 101 uses for a frosty cup of Soylent Smoothee! Some of the best lines might just get mentioned in SpaceVenture itself ;) Troels Pleimert and MusicallyInspired 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Repairing leaky radiators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Fills small scratches and holes on spacecraft hull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 #1 growth matrix for Hyperborean Man-Eater Plant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Vulcan blood substitute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 For cryopreservation of small mammals and marsupials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Suncream for cold conditions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Werebat repellant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Spare ink for organ printers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Orion girl eyeshade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Ketchup for the color-blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Space shoe polish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grneight Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Provide temporary relief to the Andromeda Space Clap. *** Warning: May cause burning sensation *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frede Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 It happens to be both a powerful laxative and a potent aphrodisiac. Unfortunately, you never really know which side effect you're going to get till it's too late. It makes your urine glow in the dark should your bathroom light suddenly malfunction. It will blend. When mixed with gelatin, it becomes a great trap for Andromedan game designers. BlockMaster and JDHJANUS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Yeti shaving cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 More of a slogan: Some people get their just deserts. Others get Soylent Smoothee. (Obviously, would be even better if I had the balls to type "desserts", but I can see my English teacher looking at me funny.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 More of a slogan: Some people get their just deserts. Others get Soylent Smoothee. (Obviously, would be even better if I had the balls to type "desserts", but I can see my English teacher looking at me funny.) ... or you could explicitly pun with it: "Just desserts for everyone!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Hologram amplifier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Semi-sentient companion for those long nights on watch duty. Don't ask, don't tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Dark matter constituent / may contain trace amounts of dark matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 (Gary Owens voice) "Wow, it's a genuine Soylent Smoothee machine, with that fresh burst of NENERGY that's all the rage these days. Perfect for those days where you need a pick-me-up, when you feel a little.. less human than normal. You've never figured out why only the hardcore drink these, but because of that, it's handy for putting off people you want to put off. That reminds me, if your obnoxious apartment neighbour sees you drinking one, he might think twice before letting his pet miniature Orat acid spray on your mecha-tulips.. AGAIN." JDHJANUS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lrasinen Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 For greasing the fusion crankshaft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irishmile Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Uses: Reverse the effects of pain relievers Reanimating deceased worms Back alley botox Bleach substitute Bonus Warnings: Should not be consumed by pregnant woman Some consumers may need an eye exam after consumption consumer may notice sentient growths, its best not to engage them in conversation consume on an empty stomach, contact with food may cause minor explosions JDHJANUS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravicai Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Great for removing tribble stains off the bathroom walls. The only beverage that can remove skid marks better than you. Fantastic for removing linoleum flooring. Very effective at pacifying a tribe of cannibals. Great source of protein for post workout recovery. The only drink proven to protect humans from nuclear fallout. The only drink that can trigger a disaster in your bowels worst then Chernobyl. Excellent for emergency rations since it has a longer shelf life than twinkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caldric Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Naturopathic vaccine substitute! Vegan repellant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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