suejak Posted January 12, 2015 Report Posted January 12, 2015 Brrrrrrr-eat-o Meal - Cryogenically frozen mystery meat shipped from the furthest corners of the universe into the nearest corners of your stomach! So fresh it may be alive. Uacamole - Special zero-G dip. Christian Giegerich, ChrisPope and Potatoeman 3 Quote
Troels Pleimert Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 I'm venturing off into bad pun territory here: Tacobayashi Maru - The no-win situation never tasted so good! I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun. Atomic_Matter, Potatoeman and ChrisPope 3 Quote
Atomic_Matter Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun. I won't say anything if you won't! I was trying to remember, was there ever a Kobayashi Maru reference in a Space Quest game? The beginning of Space Quest V is similar to Wrath of Khan, but I couldn't remember if there was a more direct reference? Potatoeman and ChrisPope 2 Quote
Potatoeman Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 Hmmm Maybe some B5 references... The Vorlon special (or Vorlon con quieso) : Served in an encounter plate because, trust us, no one wants to see what's inside! Babylon 5 brand antacids : Your last, best hope for gastrointestinal peace (but don't get your hopes up!) Zathras bites : (If you don't, he will!) (or something with "not the one!") Whitestar washer (beverage) : You don't exactly know what it's made of, but whatever it is in fact made of, it looks like a plucked chicken. Shadow enchilladas : Leftovers, from one thousand years ago. ChrisPope 1 Quote
pcj Posted January 16, 2015 Report Posted January 16, 2015 Jupiter Platter 3 astronomical-sized enchiladas 3 comet tacos Black hole beans Uranus rice Big gulp sun tea ChrisPope 1 Quote
TheChadgod Posted January 20, 2015 Report Posted January 20, 2015 Taco Nova -- skimping not on the grease. Taco Nova -- A refreshing take on health code violation! Taco Nova -- restroom seating now available! Happy Hiney's Hot Sauce -- side effects may include digestive discomfort, dizziness, PTSD, and mild existential crisis The Crapvalanche - 20 extra spicy chalupas in one loveable bucket. Burrito Bangbang - 8 pounds of beef and cheese served on your choice of festive napkin! Carne El Sombrero- are you down with the meat hat? Rancho De Roulette -- 1 in 6 chance of flavor Potatoeman, ChrisPope, Troels Pleimert and 1 other 4 Quote
TheChadgod Posted January 20, 2015 Report Posted January 20, 2015 Judge me by my spice, do you? lol ChrisPope 1 Quote
Troels Pleimert Posted January 20, 2015 Report Posted January 20, 2015 Happy Hiney's Hot Sauce -- side effects may include digestive discomfort, dizziness, PTSD, and mild existential crisis I can just see the logo ... Kind of like the Pink Floyd judge, but with a huge happy smile instead of a frown. The Crapvalanche - 20 extra spicy chalupas in one loveable bucket. This name just made me chuckle until bits of my throat came loose. TheChadgod and ChrisPope 2 Quote
chiguireitor Posted January 20, 2015 Report Posted January 20, 2015 Just created an account for this: BBQ Mo'wings - Human Mother cells grown in a Vat to resemble chicken wings, dipped in BBQ "Here's your fish" - Rotten fish exposed to several different atmospheres There! ChrisPope 1 Quote
TheChadgod Posted January 21, 2015 Report Posted January 21, 2015 I can just see the logo ... Kind of like the Pink Floyd judge, but with a huge happy smile instead of a frown. Eeexactly. Haha. Not exactly to topic, but allow me to express how freaking excited I am about there being a restaurant area. The restaurant/cafe/bar scenes have always been my favorite Guys game content. Though only a slight lead over "Roger's Ship" interiors and cockpits. Potatoeman and ChrisPope 2 Quote
Atomic_Matter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Posted January 23, 2015 Judge me by my spice, do you? lol For your ally is The Sauce? Late Night Menu El Chupacabra Especial - It's goat suckin' good! Munchitos Bowl - What's in it? Whatever we have left over. It's 2:00am, you've lost your right to be picky. Re-heat-a Burrito (or fajita, or whateva) I was trying to think of something loosely tied to the Half Dome, but I got nothin'. Instead: El Capitan - Be the Captain's No. 2! A veritable mountain of nachos. And if it makes sense for Taco Nova to have a product tie-in with Cluck Y'Egger: Cluck Y'Egger Meal: El Pollo Loco con Huevos Grande! - Comes with collectible cup and Egg-flinger (chucker?) toy ChrisPope, Potatoeman, Christian Giegerich and 1 other 4 Quote
Christian Giegerich Posted February 7, 2015 Report Posted February 7, 2015 Here are mine: "The Stomach Bender" "Taste of Tragedy" "Innard Implosion" Potatoeman 1 Quote
Troels Pleimert Posted February 8, 2015 Report Posted February 8, 2015 "Taste of Tragedy." :D I'm just imagining patrons sitting down in tears, mulching through this pitch-black glop of space meat. Potatoeman 1 Quote
Potatoeman Posted February 8, 2015 Report Posted February 8, 2015 "Innard implosion"... I can just picture the logo: A poor sap clutching his belly, from which a wire is sticking out, leading to a TNT detonator. Whatever animal the meat is from is smiling and giving a thumbs up as it's pressing the detonator down. As for "The Stomach Bender", maybe a stomach twisted into a Möbius strip... Quote
Makie Posted March 12, 2015 Report Posted March 12, 2015 Crunchy Nova Taco Soft Nova Taco Supernova Taco Supreme 5 1/2 Lb Polycheezy Orat Burrito Gassy Giant Gordita Nebula Farter Combo Big Bang Sharter Combo "Taco Nova will leave solar rings of fire around your galactic black hole!!" "Taco Nova will guarantee a surprise Supernova in your trousers everytime or your buckazoids back!!" Potatoeman and Atomic_Matter 2 Quote
Sledgy Posted March 17, 2015 Report Posted March 17, 2015 - Butterbrodio - SpockBurg - Shuttafakka'll - Wilcombo - startstarstar buuurger, mofucka Quote
Sir Procestuous Posted May 6, 2015 Report Posted May 6, 2015 Sorry I'm late to the party guys!! - The Graboid - Soylent Smoothie: Baja Blast - The Colon Plunger ** More to come ** Quote
PurpleTentacle Posted May 19, 2015 Report Posted May 19, 2015 Here is a variation of a phrase I've seen on size XXL shirts, so it's not necessarily original, but it's cute: "Our food is worth the weight." The saying I've seen on XXL shirts is: "Fast food is worth the weight." Also, I could maybe come up with satires of famous American fast food slogans (eg, "finger lickin' good" "yo quiero Taco Bell" "I'm lovin' it"), but people outside of the U.S. wouldn't get them, right? So that's kind of tricky. TheChadgod 1 Quote
TheChadgod Posted May 20, 2015 Report Posted May 20, 2015 Here is a variation of a phrase I've seen on size XXL shirts, so it's not necessarily original, but it's cute: "Our food is worth the weight." The saying I've seen on XXL shirts is: "Fast food is worth the weight." Also, I could maybe come up with satires of famous American fast food slogans (eg, "finger lickin' good" "yo quiero Taco Bell" "I'm lovin' it"), but people outside of the U.S. wouldn't get them, right? So that's kind of tricky. Haven't they been sued ENOUGH for one lifetime? Oh, the hughmanitee! I keed, I keed. ;-) Quote
drdrslashvohaul Posted May 20, 2015 Report Posted May 20, 2015 Other than Taco Bell (which we don't have here in Europe), I'm pretty sure most people in the world have heard "Finger lickin' good." And, of course, "I'm lovin' it." All. The. Fucking. Time. Quote
Fronzel Neekburm Posted July 3, 2015 Report Posted July 3, 2015 I'm pretty sure most people in the world have heard "Finger lickin' good." [pointless trivia] I think I've heard Bill Paxton use that phrase once... Also, a band named Revolting Cocks named one of their albums "Linger Ficken Good", which is obviously the best album title ever [\pointless trivia] Quote
mallardmayhem Posted July 7, 2015 Report Posted July 7, 2015 I love the original Monolith Burger, think it was a great name. I remember it also from Jones Life in the Fast Lane. I don't see why if they couldn't use the exact name, perhaps Monolith Chicken or Monolith Chicken Mayhem or a variation of that. Surely the word Monolith could used along with something else besides burger alone... Quote
MusicallyInspired Posted July 7, 2015 Report Posted July 7, 2015 Why leech off of an old joke when you can go in a new direction? Yes, technically it's still a fast food joke...but it's less infringing. And not only in the copyright way, but in a creative way. Quote
mallardmayhem Posted July 8, 2015 Report Posted July 8, 2015 Ya I totally get your point and I agree, but I also love the old name of the restaurant, childhood connections, just something that is totally rooted in part of what made those games so awesome and memorable. It is hard to let go of something like that and im sure it was for the two guys. Quote
Troels Pleimert Posted July 23, 2015 Report Posted July 23, 2015 - Licuado de Pablo: Pablo just kept screaming...and screaming...and we asked his mother to hire a babysitter or send him to daycare or something, but NOOOOO, she insisted on bringing him to work. He's a good kid, she said. He just wants to help out, she said. Let him make some food and he'll stop screaming, she said. So we turned Pablo into a smoothie. Limited quantities available. Haven't been around for a while, sorry, but I had to come back and tell you, Flashman85, that this ... is ... genius! Quote
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