January 12, 201511 yr comment_12124 Brrrrrrr-eat-o Meal - Cryogenically frozen mystery meat shipped from the furthest corners of the universe into the nearest corners of your stomach! So fresh it may be alive. Uacamole - Special zero-G dip. Report
January 14, 201511 yr comment_12141 I'm venturing off into bad pun territory here: Tacobayashi Maru - The no-win situation never tasted so good! I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun. Report
January 14, 201511 yr comment_12142 I laughed at this and now I'm looking over my shoulder to see if Scott caught me laughing at a pun. I won't say anything if you won't! I was trying to remember, was there ever a Kobayashi Maru reference in a Space Quest game? The beginning of Space Quest V is similar to Wrath of Khan, but I couldn't remember if there was a more direct reference? Report
January 14, 201511 yr comment_12145 Hmmm Maybe some B5 references... The Vorlon special (or Vorlon con quieso) : Served in an encounter plate because, trust us, no one wants to see what's inside! Babylon 5 brand antacids : Your last, best hope for gastrointestinal peace (but don't get your hopes up!) Zathras bites : (If you don't, he will!) (or something with "not the one!") Whitestar washer (beverage) : You don't exactly know what it's made of, but whatever it is in fact made of, it looks like a plucked chicken. Shadow enchilladas : Leftovers, from one thousand years ago. Report
January 16, 201511 yr comment_12154 Jupiter Platter 3 astronomical-sized enchiladas 3 comet tacos Black hole beans Uranus rice Big gulp sun tea Report
January 20, 201511 yr comment_12162 Taco Nova -- skimping not on the grease. Taco Nova -- A refreshing take on health code violation! Taco Nova -- restroom seating now available! Happy Hiney's Hot Sauce -- side effects may include digestive discomfort, dizziness, PTSD, and mild existential crisis The Crapvalanche - 20 extra spicy chalupas in one loveable bucket. Burrito Bangbang - 8 pounds of beef and cheese served on your choice of festive napkin! Carne El Sombrero- are you down with the meat hat? Rancho De Roulette -- 1 in 6 chance of flavor Report
January 20, 201511 yr comment_12165 Happy Hiney's Hot Sauce -- side effects may include digestive discomfort, dizziness, PTSD, and mild existential crisis I can just see the logo ... Kind of like the Pink Floyd judge, but with a huge happy smile instead of a frown. The Crapvalanche - 20 extra spicy chalupas in one loveable bucket. This name just made me chuckle until bits of my throat came loose. Report
January 20, 201511 yr comment_12167 Just created an account for this: BBQ Mo'wings - Human Mother cells grown in a Vat to resemble chicken wings, dipped in BBQ "Here's your fish" - Rotten fish exposed to several different atmospheres There! Report
January 21, 201511 yr comment_12170 I can just see the logo ... Kind of like the Pink Floyd judge, but with a huge happy smile instead of a frown. Eeexactly. Haha. Not exactly to topic, but allow me to express how freaking excited I am about there being a restaurant area. The restaurant/cafe/bar scenes have always been my favorite Guys game content. Though only a slight lead over "Roger's Ship" interiors and cockpits. Report
January 23, 201511 yr comment_12177 Judge me by my spice, do you? lol For your ally is The Sauce? Late Night Menu El Chupacabra Especial - It's goat suckin' good! Munchitos Bowl - What's in it? Whatever we have left over. It's 2:00am, you've lost your right to be picky. Re-heat-a Burrito (or fajita, or whateva) I was trying to think of something loosely tied to the Half Dome, but I got nothin'. Instead: El Capitan - Be the Captain's No. 2! A veritable mountain of nachos. And if it makes sense for Taco Nova to have a product tie-in with Cluck Y'Egger: Cluck Y'Egger Meal: El Pollo Loco con Huevos Grande! - Comes with collectible cup and Egg-flinger (chucker?) toy Report
February 7, 201511 yr comment_12192 Here are mine: "The Stomach Bender" "Taste of Tragedy" "Innard Implosion" Report
February 8, 201511 yr comment_12194 "Taste of Tragedy." :D I'm just imagining patrons sitting down in tears, mulching through this pitch-black glop of space meat. Report
February 8, 201511 yr comment_12195 "Innard implosion"... I can just picture the logo: A poor sap clutching his belly, from which a wire is sticking out, leading to a TNT detonator. Whatever animal the meat is from is smiling and giving a thumbs up as it's pressing the detonator down. As for "The Stomach Bender", maybe a stomach twisted into a Möbius strip... Report
March 12, 201511 yr comment_12251 Crunchy Nova Taco Soft Nova Taco Supernova Taco Supreme 5 1/2 Lb Polycheezy Orat Burrito Gassy Giant Gordita Nebula Farter Combo Big Bang Sharter Combo "Taco Nova will leave solar rings of fire around your galactic black hole!!" "Taco Nova will guarantee a surprise Supernova in your trousers everytime or your buckazoids back!!" Report
March 17, 201511 yr comment_12264 - Butterbrodio - SpockBurg - Shuttafakka'll - Wilcombo - startstarstar buuurger, mofucka Report
May 6, 201511 yr comment_12416 Sorry I'm late to the party guys!! - The Graboid - Soylent Smoothie: Baja Blast - The Colon Plunger ** More to come ** Report
May 19, 201511 yr comment_12463 Here is a variation of a phrase I've seen on size XXL shirts, so it's not necessarily original, but it's cute: "Our food is worth the weight." The saying I've seen on XXL shirts is: "Fast food is worth the weight." Also, I could maybe come up with satires of famous American fast food slogans (eg, "finger lickin' good" "yo quiero Taco Bell" "I'm lovin' it"), but people outside of the U.S. wouldn't get them, right? So that's kind of tricky. Report
May 20, 201511 yr comment_12468 Here is a variation of a phrase I've seen on size XXL shirts, so it's not necessarily original, but it's cute: "Our food is worth the weight." The saying I've seen on XXL shirts is: "Fast food is worth the weight." Also, I could maybe come up with satires of famous American fast food slogans (eg, "finger lickin' good" "yo quiero Taco Bell" "I'm lovin' it"), but people outside of the U.S. wouldn't get them, right? So that's kind of tricky. Haven't they been sued ENOUGH for one lifetime? Oh, the hughmanitee! I keed, I keed. ;-) Report
May 20, 201511 yr comment_12469 Other than Taco Bell (which we don't have here in Europe), I'm pretty sure most people in the world have heard "Finger lickin' good." And, of course, "I'm lovin' it." All. The. Fucking. Time. Report
July 3, 201510 yr comment_12535 I'm pretty sure most people in the world have heard "Finger lickin' good." [pointless trivia] I think I've heard Bill Paxton use that phrase once... Also, a band named Revolting Cocks named one of their albums "Linger Ficken Good", which is obviously the best album title ever [\pointless trivia] Report
July 7, 201510 yr comment_12547 I love the original Monolith Burger, think it was a great name. I remember it also from Jones Life in the Fast Lane. I don't see why if they couldn't use the exact name, perhaps Monolith Chicken or Monolith Chicken Mayhem or a variation of that. Surely the word Monolith could used along with something else besides burger alone... Report
July 7, 201510 yr comment_12549 Why leech off of an old joke when you can go in a new direction? Yes, technically it's still a fast food joke...but it's less infringing. And not only in the copyright way, but in a creative way. Report
July 8, 201510 yr comment_12556 Ya I totally get your point and I agree, but I also love the old name of the restaurant, childhood connections, just something that is totally rooted in part of what made those games so awesome and memorable. It is hard to let go of something like that and im sure it was for the two guys. Report
July 23, 201510 yr comment_12577 - Licuado de Pablo: Pablo just kept screaming...and screaming...and we asked his mother to hire a babysitter or send him to daycare or something, but NOOOOO, she insisted on bringing him to work. He's a good kid, she said. He just wants to help out, she said. Let him make some food and he'll stop screaming, she said. So we turned Pablo into a smoothie. Limited quantities available. Haven't been around for a while, sorry, but I had to come back and tell you, Flashman85, that this ... is ... genius! Report
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